I am banned from food. Apparently to my friend carter i can not eat anything. This might sound like i am exaggerating but that is because i kind of am. But not fully, i told him this morning that i would enjoy a nice peanut butter and jelly sand which when i got home and he looked at me like i said something completely inappropriate. he also told me that i can only eat things that please me three times a week and the rest must be strictly nutritional. oh what a world. i got home later looked, at my food pantry and decided that my life has no meaning. i am eating the most boring bowl of apple sauce because it is the only thing in my house that i can eat without feeling guilty. what a world, oh what a world....
Thought to ponder: A whale's penis is called a "dork"....giggady:)
Love,
L!z
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